The other part is that my past addiction to Facebook has created an attention span that's even too short for Facebook. That means by the time I log in to my account and get to my page the great status update I was going to post didn't seem that great after all.
But fear not! I know how much you've missed my witty one-liners on Facebook (thanks for the e-mails, phone calls and in-person inquiries in to my well-being, by the way), so I've been collecting some of my random thoughts and have turned it in to a blog post just for you. Just pretend you're reading them in "real time." And then be grateful that I didn't flood your Facebook ticker thingy with my updates. ;-D
-- Lost two pounds. Will probably find them again after partaking in the pound cake I'm baking.
-- Mmmmm, melted butter. Smells like Thanksgiving.
-- Tossed three half-finished bags of expired mini chocolate chips. Must learn to finish what I start.
-- Murphy's Law #101: You'll have an itch as soon as you finish giving yourself a manicure.
-- Mom's Law #1: Your child will ask for your help as soon as you finish giving yourself a manicure.
-- Kittens have to use pellet-style litter while recovering from declawing surgery. I will never look at trail mix the same way again.
-- Came close to sitting on a cat. Will try harder next time. ;-D
-- Bought black as well as gold nail polish. I'm either ready for both Halloween and Christmas, or I've done the unthinkable and have become a Saints fan. ;-D
-- Bought a Vikings purple nail polish. I think I've redeemed myself. Well ... kinda. ;-D
-- Dr Pepper has a new soft drink that's supposed to be for men only. As far as I'm concerned, you guys can drink all the Dr Pepper you want. *blech*
-- Locked myself in the car. Now that takes talent.
-- Are we there yet?
4 musing visitors:
Baaahahahahaha *snort* aaahahahahahah!
I think might be more fun reading them all at once!
Now, could you post a bunch of pictures on her for 365? ;-D
not that it matters, but i prefer the good old days of blogging anyway---however, i will admit your sudden absence had me fearing your health was in peril! glad to know it's just some cat-distraction.
Sorry, that list was way too long and I have to get back to FB to check the single, individual status updates that just rock my world one at a time.
Don't take it personal please, I just am too busy taking care of my sick cat to read a looooooooonnnng blog post.
Now I'm off to FB to update about my sick cat.
Did I tell you that my cat has been really sick? Yup, over $200 worth.
Who knew that a vet visit could cost so much? That is what happens when you only take your cat in once every 4 years.
>''< Bye bye
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